Letters from JuliaJane

Here's the letters from the last week or so. I don't care if no one else reads them, but it's fun for me to see them all in one place and think about how my week went.

Oct 16: dear paper- you're done. except for one transition and the conclusion you're done. so why can't you just figure out those last two things for yourself? why do you hate me and make me agonize over how to polish you? why paper? why are you so mean? sincerely- your apparent nemesis, juliajane

Oct 18: dear 1-armed guy playing tennis- u are my hero. I can't play tennis w 2 arms. that is all. sincerely- juliajane

Oct 18: dear black cat- I know this is a haunted tour of alexandria, but u peeking out at us from inside george washington's town house right after we heard about the cat bodies in the carlyle mansion is seriously creepy. sincerely- juliajane

Oct 19: dear world- my grandma is cuter than ur grandma. sincerely- juliajane

Oct 19: dear randoms in STM- you're lost & need help. fine. while friends are often amazed at my wealth of knowlege, you don't know me & you couldn't possibly look at my messy hair, t-shirt, sweats, & running shoes & think to yourself "i bet that girl gets the mail here" or "i bet that girl knows where so-&-so's office is" or... "i bet that girl knows if i should knock before opening this door". i don't. sincerely- juliajane

Oct 20: dear varsity athlete that just walked by- apparently u don't know that there's a seat in this window. that or ur just really confidant in ur dancing/ singing abilities. sincerely- juliajane

Oct 20: dear man on 30th- do u have to pick the poop off ur long haired lap dogs every single time they go twosies? why would u subject urself to that? shave their butts or something! sick nasty. sincerely- juliajane

Oct 20: dear world- I'm at ford's theater & just in case a famous actor shoots me dead in my box seat, I just want u to know it's been a lovely ride. sincerely- juliajane

Oct 21: dear super hot guy on my floor- why do I ONLY see you when I look gross? and not like a little gross. like dirty hair, ugly tshirt, just woke up kinda gross. sincerely juliajane. ps- I lurv you.

Oct 23: dear little girl in the pumpkin patch- ur adorable but it's probably a bad idea to ask a total stranger if she's seen ur mom anywhere. good thing ur dad is w u. sincerely- juliajane

Oct 24: dear giants- i do appreciate you winning. it's really making me feel nice that my team is going to the world series and that all those phillies fans are crying in their cheesesteaks. much love- juliajane

Oct 24: dear Sunday- you've treated me so well today. dinner with friends. hanging out with roommates, even that awkward dessert party was fun in a special kind of way. thanks for being lovely. sincerely- juliajane

Oct 25: dear weird man- i don't know why you walked into the auditorium where i'm having class. i don't know why you snapped a photo. i for sure don't know why you're mumbling to yourself about how many seats are in here. please don't talk to me. please leave soon. sincerely- juliajane

Oct 26: dear brain- class is over. switch to english please. actually, as long as I'm making requests, switch to patho please. much obliged- juliajane